Cheese on toast

It’s simple, it’s square, it’s delicious. Just toast the bread and melt some cheese on top. Not hard, is it? But – I hear you say – for the love of god, what kind of cheese? Shut up. It doesn’t matter. Most ppl go for cheddar but ffs. Whatever. Go wild and splash a bit of Worcestershire sauce on your neck. Why not? Alright. Splash! Nice one. Do you want some fist? Yes, please. Here you go: BIFF! 10/10 would eat COT again. Now wipe your arse with a slice of bread and throw it at your mum.


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